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With milestone in sight, local man “could not be more pleased.” Read More
Local woman goes from “barely being able to crawl” to running 26.2 miles. Read More
“I’ve got to hand it to them,” says local man. “They were spot on.” Read More
Never too early, either, I suppose. Read More
Gruff gumshoe credits weekly miles with keeping him out of the booby-hatch. Read More
I mean, no guarantees. Read More
So, you know, listen to your body. Read More
Local runner faced no significant obstacles en route to becoming marginally healthier. Read More
Runner decides it’s “time to take the next step.” Read More
Usually that’s right around the time things begin to hurt. Read More
You’ve got to have faith. Read More
Deal with it, cupcake. Read More
“If this lumbering halfwit can do it,” says local man, “any lumbering halfwit can.” Read More
Sometimes the best solution is the most obvious. Read More
Don't forget to add sugar. Read More
A serrated one, if possible. Read More
Probably smells better as well. Read More
