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December 10, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #212

December 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #212

I mean, no guarantees.

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December 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Posters, Motivation, Slow, Probability, Relativity
August 14, 2018

Marathon Running Dullard Hopes to Inspire Other Dullards

August 14, 2018/ Mark Remy
Marathon Running Dullard Hopes to Inspire Other Dullards

“If this lumbering halfwit can do it,” says local man, “any lumbering halfwit can.”

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August 14, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Dullard, Motivation, Marathons, Slow
May 10, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #107

May 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #107

If you’re also meek, you’ve really got it made.

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May 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Bible, Racing, Slow, Strength, Motivation, Posters
November 24, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #84

November 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #84

Never gets harder, either. Unless you speed up.

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November 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Easier, Effort, Slow
August 17, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #70

August 17, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #70

Probably smells better as well.

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August 17, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Couch, Slow, Taste, Upholstery
August 05, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #20

August 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #20

It's not bragging if it's true.

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August 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Attractive, Slow
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