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July 29, 2024

Local Runner With No Marathon on Calendar Aimlessly Drifting Through Life Like a Rudderless Ship

July 29, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Runner With No Marathon on Calendar Aimlessly Drifting Through Life Like a Rudderless Ship

Man sleepwalks through tasks as one day blends into the next.

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July 29, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Motivation, Marat, Calendar, Goals, Rudderless, Ship
May 09, 2024

Dumb Runner Poster #245

May 09, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #245

And with a dictionary, if need be.

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May 09, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, Motivation
Motivation, posters, Alacrity, Vocabulary, Goals
March 07, 2022

INSPIRATION ALERT! 25 Years Ago, She Couldn’t Walk or Control Her Bowels; Last Week, She Ran a Marathon

March 07, 2022/ Mark Remy
INSPIRATION ALERT! 25 Years Ago, She Couldn’t Walk or Control Her Bowels; Last Week, She Ran a Marathon

Local woman goes from “barely being able to crawl” to running 26.2 miles.

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March 07, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Motivation, Marathons, Baby, Perseverance, Goals, Bowels
November 30, 2020

Study Finds Best Way to Reach Fitness Goals Is to Stop Being Such a Damn Wuss

November 30, 2020/ Mark Remy
Study Finds Best Way to Reach Fitness Goals Is to Stop Being Such a Damn Wuss

Researchers hail findings as a “breakthrough” in sports psychology.

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November 30, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Goals, Motivation, Research, Science, Study
October 16, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #208

October 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #208

I mean, seriously.

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October 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Goals, Reason
January 03, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #139

January 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #139

I’ll show him!

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January 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Scorpions, Stupid, Goals
December 31, 2018

Local Man Resolves to Talk About Running Marathon in 2019

December 31, 2018/ Mark Remy
Local Man Resolves to Talk About Running Marathon in 2019

Runner decides it’s “time to take the next step.”

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December 31, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Marathons, Resolutions, Goals, New Year's
September 14, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #74

September 14, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #74

And then achieve it again, just to show it who's boss.

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September 14, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Shit, Goals
August 31, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #72

August 31, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #72

And he's almost as bad as Gary.

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August 31, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Goals, Motivation, Posters, Al
August 10, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #69

August 10, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #69

Translation: Time for some moderately hard work, princess.

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August 10, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Goals, Success, Lowering the bar
July 20, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #66

July 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #66

There's no atmosphere, though, so....

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July 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals
June 12, 2016

Older Gentleman on Quest to Run Marathon in All 19 States

June 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
Older Gentleman on Quest to Run Marathon in All 19 States

Halfway to his goal, a great-grandfather shows no physical signs of slowing. 

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June 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Senility, Too much?, Marathons, Goals, U.S. history
December 06, 2015

Dumb Runner Poster #2

December 06, 2015/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #2

The only thing standing between you and your goals...

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December 06, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
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