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        Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        That’s how you get resulds. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        No more excuses! Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        No one is going to do it for you. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “It’s about making a commitment and more or less sticking to it.” Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “Old friends don’t even recognize me,” says local woman. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local woman feigns interest for two full hours. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Make such relaxed. Make run. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Father of four shows no signs of slowing after half a century. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local man brings physics to life. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Man sleepwalks through tasks as one day blends into the next. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “I just love animals,” says local woman. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        In fact, you don’t even have to walk. Just BE OUT THERE. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Spectator calls pain and suffering “super motivational.” Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local runner undeterred by lack of talent, results, improvement. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local septuagenarian crosses the line in a time of 5 years 22 days 2 hours 34 seconds. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        In the meantime, though, yeah—hang in there. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        For local woman, perseverance pays off. Read More