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June 22, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #62

June 22, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #62

Or your past, for that matter.

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Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Future, Fate
June 15, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #61

June 15, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #61

Like from a military lab or something. They're pretty expensive, though.

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June 15, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Strength, Bionic exoskeleton
June 08, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #60

June 08, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #60

Note: It might writhe around for a while afterward.

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June 08, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Snakes, Fear, Gardening implements
June 06, 2017

World's Elderly Celebrate Global 'Running-Will-Ruin-Your-Knees' Day

June 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
World's Elderly Celebrate Global 'Running-Will-Ruin-Your-Knees' Day

Going for a run today? Not so fast, say these wary seniors.

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June 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Global Running Day, Knees, Elderly relatives
June 01, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #59

June 01, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #59

Don't get stuck up it without a paddle.

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June 01, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Egypt, Defeat, Navigable rivers
May 25, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #58

May 25, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #58

But mostly from plantar fasciitis.

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May 25, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Plantar fasciitis, Injury, Feet
May 18, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #57

May 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #57

Like a GPS watch or something, we guess.

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May 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Distance, Motivation, Measuring device of some sort
May 11, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #56

May 11, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #56

It really is a good question.

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May 11, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Pain
May 05, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #55

May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #55

Don't let definitions define your limits.

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May 05, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, impossible, words
April 27, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #54

April 27, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #54

Either way, go out there and run.

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April 27, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Life, Conception, Comfort zone
April 20, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #53

April 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #53

Not when you've come so far, stupid!

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April 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Stupid
April 13, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #52

April 13, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #52

Is that how you want to be known?

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April 13, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Plan, failure
April 06, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #51

April 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #51

In which case we don't know what to tell you. Sorry.

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April 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Pain
March 30, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #50

March 30, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #50

The view from up there is pretty great.

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March 30, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Log, Opportunity, Motivation
March 23, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #49

March 23, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #49

What steps will you take today?

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March 23, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Climb, Stairs, Motivation, Poster
March 16, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #48

March 16, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #48

What are you waiting for?

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March 16, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Sleep, Motivation, Posters, Dreams
March 09, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #47

March 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #47

Bam!

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March 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Comfort zone
March 02, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #46

March 02, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #46

And this ain't a time for fancy words.

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March 02, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Pos, Perseverance, Indefatigability
February 23, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #45

February 23, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #45

Could you stare a little harder? Usually the answer is yes.

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February 23, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Dreams
February 17, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #44

February 17, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #44

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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February 17, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, failure
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