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April 26, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #105

April 26, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #105

Webster defines baffling as “extremely confusing or difficult to understand.”

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April 26, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Definitions, Limits, Baffling
April 19, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #104

April 19, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #104

Oh, you do? Very well. Carry on.

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April 19, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Medals, Motivation, Posters
April 12, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #103

April 12, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #103

Never forget that.

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April 12, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Adjectives, words
April 05, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #102

April 05, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #102

Do something!

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April 05, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Poster, Bridges, Standing
March 29, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #101

March 29, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #101

Crank it up.

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March 29, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Toast
March 22, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #100

March 22, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #100

But watch out for people trying to go faster than you!

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March 22, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Racing, Motivation, Posters, Faster
March 15, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #99

March 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #99

Rest is training, too.

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March 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Tomorrow, Rest, Couch
March 08, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #98

March 08, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #98

And never, ever unlearn it.

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March 08, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Quitting, Learning, Desire
March 01, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #97

March 01, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #97

Sorry for the language, but... FUCK!

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March 01, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Vulgar, Knees, Injury, Training, posters
February 21, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #97

February 21, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #97

Don't even bother trying.

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February 21, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Poster, Beards
February 15, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #96

February 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #96

Then grab it!

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February 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Reaching, Something, Perseverance, Motivation, Posters
February 08, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #95

February 08, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #95

Do I also cross my arms? Yeah. I do.

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February 08, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, The wall, Leaning
February 01, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #94

February 01, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #94

And beyond those? Nothing but open road.

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February 01, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Barriers, Limits
January 25, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #93

January 25, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #93

So save 'em for some other shark, buttercup.

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January 25, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Sharks, Posters, Excuses, Motivation, Bigger boat
January 18, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #92

January 18, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #92

Hands, meet hips. 

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January 18, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Akimbo, Arms, Ass, Posters
January 11, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #91

January 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #91

Big, strong platitudes.

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January 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Dreams, Strength, Platitudes, Motivation, Posters
January 04, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #90

January 04, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #90

Or down 'em, depending.

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January 04, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Stairs, Up, Motivation, Posters
December 28, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #89

December 28, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #89

Repeat as needed.

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December 28, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Turn, Forward
December 21, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #88

December 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #88

And they WILL try to weak you.

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December 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Strength, weakness
December 14, 2017

Dumb Runner Poster #87

December 14, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #87

Otherwise, they may fall off.

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December 14, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Shoes, Tie, Motivation, Posters
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