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August 16, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #171

August 16, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #171

Never mind how it got there. It’s yours now.

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August 16, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Wheelchair, Running sucks
August 08, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #170

August 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #170

It’s not vandalism if it’s your own metaphorical property.

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August 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Molotov cocktail, Self-pity, Gumption, Tortured metaphors
August 02, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #169

August 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #169

There are no constraints, except the legal kind.

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August 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Time, Probation
July 25, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #168

July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #168

You’re getting warmer.

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July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Heat, Hot, Motivation, Posters
July 25, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #167

July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #167

And if they protest, give them the same advice.

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July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Opportunity
July 11, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #166

July 11, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #166

This little guy has had enough of your dithering.

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July 11, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Cute, Fear, Rodents, Cowardice, Motivation, Posters
July 04, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #165

July 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #165

I mean, who cares, right?

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July 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Fast, Speed, Posters, Motivation
June 27, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #164

June 27, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #164

Either one, however, beats a droll slogan.

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June 27, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Maxims, Aphorisms
June 20, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #163

June 20, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #163

Lesson: If you find yourself going through hail, keep moving.

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June 20, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Hail, Butterfly
June 13, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #162

June 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #162

MAYBE IF I COME CLOSER?

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June 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Clowns, Motivation, Scary
June 06, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #161

June 06, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #161

Also, know that others are judging you too.

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June 06, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Judging, Standards
May 30, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #160

May 30, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #160

It really makes you think.

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May 30, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Trees, Nature
May 23, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #159

May 23, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #159

Solution: Don’t think about it.

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May 23, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
words, Quitting, Vocabulary, Posters
May 16, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #158

May 16, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #158

It’s all about perspective.

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May 16, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Marathons, Meters
May 09, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #157

May 09, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #157

New identity, new you.

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May 09, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Starting over, Faking death, Insurance fraud, Change
May 02, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #156

May 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #156

It’s all in your head.

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May 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Racing, Mind, Mindset, Psychology, Posters, Motivation
April 25, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #155

April 25, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #155

Also, when they tell you to stop: KEEP GOING.

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April 25, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Time, Clocks, Motivation, Posters
April 18, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #154

April 18, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #154

Never forget that.

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April 18, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Grammar, Gerunds, Present participles, Motivation, Posters
April 11, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #153

April 11, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #153

Next, ask yourself, “Do I deserve a little treat for being so honest?”

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April 11, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Effort, Training
April 04, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #152

April 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #152

You may never catch it. But thats OK.

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April 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Spelling, Pursuit
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DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.

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