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October 17, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #180

October 17, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #180

Or as injured as you might be next month. You just never know!

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October 17, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Mountains, Best, Time
October 10, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #179

October 10, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #179

Maybe check under the couch. Or on it.

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October 10, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Excuses, Effort
October 03, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #178

October 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #178

Especially the hairy ones.

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October 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Spiders, Fear
September 26, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #177

September 26, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #177

Satisfying, too.

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September 26, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Beat, Laugh, Perseverance
September 19, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #176

September 19, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #176

You can handle that, right?

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September 19, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Workouts, Pain
September 12, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #175

September 12, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #175

Hurdle!

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September 12, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Hurdle, Track, Obstacles, Barriers
September 05, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #174

September 05, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #174

In other words: All in your head.

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September 05, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Age
August 30, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #173

August 30, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #173

Remember? When it took you, like, a month to get back to normal?

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August 30, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Workouts, Injury, Back, Motivation, Posters
August 22, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #172

August 22, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #172

And acquiring it takes great willpower.

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August 22, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Discipline, Motivation, Posters
August 16, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #171

August 16, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #171

Never mind how it got there. It’s yours now.

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August 16, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Wheelchair, Running sucks
August 08, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #170

August 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #170

It’s not vandalism if it’s your own metaphorical property.

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August 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Molotov cocktail, Self-pity, Gumption, Tortured metaphors
August 02, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #169

August 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #169

There are no constraints, except the legal kind.

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August 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Time, Probation
July 25, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #168

July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #168

You’re getting warmer.

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July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Heat, Hot, Motivation, Posters
July 25, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #167

July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #167

And if they protest, give them the same advice.

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July 25, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Opportunity
July 11, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #166

July 11, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #166

This little guy has had enough of your dithering.

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July 11, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Cute, Fear, Rodents, Cowardice, Motivation, Posters
July 04, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #165

July 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #165

I mean, who cares, right?

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July 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Fast, Speed, Posters, Motivation
June 27, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #164

June 27, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #164

Either one, however, beats a droll slogan.

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June 27, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Maxims, Aphorisms
June 20, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #163

June 20, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #163

Lesson: If you find yourself going through hail, keep moving.

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June 20, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Hail, Butterfly
June 13, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #162

June 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #162

MAYBE IF I COME CLOSER?

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June 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Clowns, Motivation, Scary
June 06, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #161

June 06, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #161

Also, know that others are judging you too.

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June 06, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Judging, Standards
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DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.

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