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February 14, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #145

February 14, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #145

Denial is a muscle. Strengthen it.

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February 14, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Setbacks, Denial, Motivation, Posters
February 07, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #144

February 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #144

In which case, thank the haters for their feedback.

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February 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Haters, Valid points, Constructive dialogue
January 31, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #143

January 31, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #143

Whenever works for you. No pressure.

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January 31, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Urgency, Want, Time, Motivation, Posters
January 24, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #142

January 24, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #142

It’s weird that we even have to tell you this.

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January 24, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Hell, Lollygagging
January 17, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #141

January 17, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #141

It’s OK. Our best isn’t that good, either.

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January 17, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Best, Perseverance
January 10, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #140

January 10, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #140

If you can imagine picturing it, you can imagine doing it.

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January 10, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Positive thoughts, Motivation, Posters, Imagination
January 03, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #139

January 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #139

I’ll show him!

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January 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Scorpions, Stupid, Goals
December 31, 2018

Local Man Resolves to Talk About Running Marathon in 2019

December 31, 2018/ Mark Remy
Local Man Resolves to Talk About Running Marathon in 2019

Runner decides it’s “time to take the next step.”

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December 31, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Marathons, Resolutions, Goals, New Year's
December 20, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #138

December 20, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #138

Is it worth it? Oh yeah.

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December 20, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Feelings, Motivation, Posters
December 13, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #137

December 13, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #137

Anyway, here’s a picture of a tiger.

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December 13, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Tigers, Cats, Motivation, Posters, Long runs, Ambiguity
December 06, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #136

December 06, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #136

You may feel a slight stabbing sensation.

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December 06, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Scary, Motivation, Posters, Sad, Stabbing
November 29, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #135

November 29, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #135

Do I make myself clear?

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November 29, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Blur, Speed
November 16, 2018

Get Your 2019 Motivational Poster Wall Calendar

November 16, 2018/ Mark Remy
Get Your 2019 Motivational Poster Wall Calendar

Buy next year’s dumbest wall calendar—today!

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November 16, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Real
Motivation, 2019 Calendar, Gifts
November 15, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #134

November 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #134

Or down, we suppose.

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November 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Hills, Roads
November 08, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #133

November 08, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #133

Or, you know, whatever.

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November 08, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Racing, Something
November 01, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #132

November 01, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #132

That doesn’t mean you should stop trying.

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November 01, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Ponytail, Hair
October 25, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #131

October 25, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #131

Usually that’s right around the time things begin to hurt.

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October 25, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Give up, Stop
October 18, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #130

October 18, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #130

Maybe an inner ear infection? We don’t know, we aren’t experts.

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October 18, 2018/ Mark Remy/
October 11, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #129

October 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #129

Just a suggestion.

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October 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Ass
October 04, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #128

October 04, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #128

She believes in you. Always. Even when you’re fast asleep.

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October 04, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Doll, Halloween, Nightmare
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