BREAKING: Local Man Runs 100th Marathon But It Will Never Be Enough For Dad

BREAKING: Local Man Runs 100th Marathon But It Will Never Be Enough For Dad

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No Amount of Data Can Help Runner Reconcile Heart’s Conflicting Desires
No Amount of Data Can Help Runner Reconcile Heart’s Conflicting Desires

In matters of love, local man finds smartwatch useless.

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INSPIRATION ALERT! This Influencer Asked 20 Women Why They Run, Even Though She Doesn't Really Care
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Influencer Asked 20 Women Why They Run, Even Though She Doesn't Really Care

Local woman feigns interest for two full hours.

Dumb Runner Poster #252
Dumb Runner Poster #252

Make such relaxed. Make run.

Dumb Runner Poster #251
Dumb Runner Poster #251

I mean, you know.

Dumb Runner Poster #250
Dumb Runner Poster #250

Please?

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2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan
2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan

“What the hell is this?” say commenters.

Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track
Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track

Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming.

The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide
The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide

Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about!

Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."