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Final Two Runners at Barkley Marathons Forced to Engage in Kirk-vs.-Spock-Style Fight to Death
Final Two Runners at Barkley Marathons Forced to Engage in Kirk-vs.-Spock-Style Fight to Death

Hyper-dramatic music adds element of suspense.

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Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip
Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip

Local runner taken aback.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'

Reunited, and it feels so good.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes'

They’re great for walking away from weird conversations.

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‘Running Is Torture,’ Says Man Whose Own Choices Make Running Feel Like Torture
‘Running Is Torture,’ Says Man Whose Own Choices Make Running Feel Like Torture

Local runner’s pain and discomfort is entirely self-inflicted.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Be Worried About My Vertical Oscillation?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Be Worried About My Vertical Oscillation?

Short answer: Nah.

Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached
Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached

Local runner not sure what to do with feelings.

‘What’s Happening Behind Me Is None of My Business,’ Says Earbud-Wearing Man Running With Flow of Traffic
‘What’s Happening Behind Me Is None of My Business,’ Says Earbud-Wearing Man Running With Flow of Traffic

"Don't know, don't wanna know," runner declares.