BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

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Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name
Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name

Words of caution give Susan the creeps.

Gear News
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them

Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says.

For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart
For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart

Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say.

Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck
Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck

Phone doesn’t recognize new devices.

Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner
Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner

Man smashes his 5K PR three times in one week.

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Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center
Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center

Swipe of key card reveals an embarrassment of riches.

Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle
Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle

TV enthusiast winds up back where he started.

In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls
In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls

Company’s motives and plans remain unclear.

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