BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

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Local Owl Really Beating Self Up for Thinking Ponytail Was Some Sort of Prey
Local Owl Really Beating Self Up for Thinking Ponytail Was Some Sort of Prey

In hindsight, bouncing bunch of hair looks nothing like a rodent.

Training News
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center
Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center

Swipe of key card reveals an embarrassment of riches.

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Dumb Runner Poster #258
Dumb Runner Poster #258

Nice try, corn!

He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

Dumb Runner Poster #256
Dumb Runner Poster #256

Be like a Weeble.

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