BREAKING: Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade

BREAKING: Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'

Some of the runs are as short as eight miles!

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2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan
2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan

“What the hell is this?” say commenters.

Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track
Smart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track

Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming.

The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide
The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide

Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about!

Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."

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Local Woman Motivates Self by Holding Delicious Snack Inches From Mouth for Entire Run
Local Woman Motivates Self by Holding Delicious Snack Inches From Mouth for Entire Run

Tantalizing treat remains just out of reach, regardless of pace.

Report: If Local Runner’s Date Doesn’t Show Up Soon, He’s Going to Start Carb-Loading Without Him
Report: If Local Runner’s Date Doesn’t Show Up Soon, He’s Going to Start Carb-Loading Without Him

Tardiness threatens to put man's fueling plan at risk.

Local Runner Doesn’t Know Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Doesn’t Care Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Just Wants Chocolate Pudding
Local Runner Doesn’t Know Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Doesn’t Care Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Just Wants Chocolate Pudding

Sudden desire materializes during 10-mile run.

Little Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition
Little Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition

Snack cake maker targets endurance athlete market.