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Dumb Runner Illustrated #144: 'Answers'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #144: 'Answers'

That driver wasn’t curious at all!

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

Dumb Runner Poster #258
Dumb Runner Poster #258

Nice try, corn!

He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

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Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket
Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket

Iconic ‘80s brand called a “natural choice” for exclusive race.

Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?
Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?

If you care about justice, yes.

New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’
New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’

Users are promised zero risk of human interaction.

New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them

Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says.

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