BREAKING: Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached

BREAKING: Man in ‘Purely Physical’ Relationship with Running Finds Self Getting Emotionally Attached

Training News
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Motivation News
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

Dumb Runner Poster #256
Dumb Runner Poster #256

Be like a Weeble.

Dumb Runner Poster #255
Dumb Runner Poster #255

That’s how you get resulds.

Featured
New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’
New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’

Users are promised zero risk of human interaction.

New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them

Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says.

For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart
For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart

Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say.

Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck
Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck

Phone doesn’t recognize new devices.

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