BREAKING: Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

BREAKING: Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #130: 'Why'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #130: 'Why'

“Well …”

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INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon

Tiny infectious agent is stronger than it looks.

Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins
‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins

Visually identical version of Earth Goggins quotes Monty Python, cracks self up.

Dumb Runner Poster #253
Dumb Runner Poster #253

No one is going to do it for you.

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Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out
Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life.

Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip
Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip

Local runner taken aback.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'

Reunited, and it feels so good.