BREAKING: Report: Local Runner Has Just About Had It With This Stupid Goddamn Hill

BREAKING: Report: Local Runner Has Just About Had It With This Stupid Goddamn Hill

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Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

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Runner Has Ironman Calf Tattoo of Runner With Ironman Calf Tattoo
Runner Has Ironman Calf Tattoo of Runner With Ironman Calf Tattoo

Meta image shared on Meta social media platforms.

SAD! This Woman Has Hundreds of Mid-Run Selfies But Isn’t on Social Media So All She Can Do Is Walk Around Showing Them to People on Her Phone
SAD! This Woman Has Hundreds of Mid-Run Selfies But Isn’t on Social Media So All She Can Do Is Walk Around Showing Them to People on Her Phone

Strangers show little interest in local runner’s photos.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

You are not alone.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Worry About Psycho Ostriches?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Worry About Psycho Ostriches?

Short answer: Absolutely.

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Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out
Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life.

Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip
Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip

Local runner taken aback.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'

Reunited, and it feels so good.