BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

BREAKING: Local Runner Blames Poor Marathon Performance on DEI

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #127: 'Foul'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #127: 'Foul'

Just watch your step.

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Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out
Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life.

Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip
Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip

Local runner taken aback.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'

Reunited, and it feels so good.

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In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls
In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls

Company’s motives and plans remain unclear.

Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh
Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh

Local man keeps effort at a sort-of-trying-but-not-too-hard level.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #125: 'Coaching'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #125: 'Coaching'

Fartlek leads to anger…

‘I Don’t Mind Being Called a Jogger,’ Says Woman Who, Technically, Isn’t Even Jogging
‘I Don’t Mind Being Called a Jogger,’ Says Woman Who, Technically, Isn’t Even Jogging

“Why not just call yourself a walker?” source asks.