BREAKING: Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck

BREAKING: Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck

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TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #153: ‘Trauma'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #153: ‘Trauma'

Not all scars are visible.

Report: Local Runner Will Edit That Out Later
Report: Local Runner Will Edit That Out Later

“Eww,” says selfie-taker.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #152: ‘Burger
Dumb Runner Illustrated #152: ‘Burger

A marathon finisher walks into a bar …

Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On
Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On

Sports scientists agree this shit can’t go on forever.

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$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Maybe they should charge $2,000, who cares, someone would buy them, so why not?

COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run

New feature will give grieving families “one less thing to worry about,” brands say.

INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s
INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s

Move is hailed as a “watershed moment” for athletes with cartoonish bodies.

‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

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