BREAKING: Local Lumbering Oaf Takes First Place in 5K's Lumbering Oaf Division

BREAKING: Local Lumbering Oaf Takes First Place in 5K's Lumbering Oaf Division

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EXCLUSIVE: Jake Paul Set to Fight Eliud Kipchoge
EXCLUSIVE: Jake Paul Set to Fight Eliud Kipchoge

Netflix, Runner’s World team up to present test of strength vs. endurance.

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Dumb Runner Poster #250
Dumb Runner Poster #250

Please?

Dumb Runner Poster #249
Dumb Runner Poster #249

Give or take.

INSPIRATION ALERT: This Man Is Still Running … at Age 50!
INSPIRATION ALERT: This Man Is Still Running … at Age 50!

Father of four shows no signs of slowing after half a century.

COOL! This Science-Loving Runner Spent an Entire Sunday Demonstrating Newton’s First Law of Motion
COOL! This Science-Loving Runner Spent an Entire Sunday Demonstrating Newton’s First Law of Motion

Local man brings physics to life.

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The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide
The 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide

Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about!

Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads

Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."

Poser in HOKA T-Shirt Probably Can’t Even Name Three HOKA Models
Poser in HOKA T-Shirt Probably Can’t Even Name Three HOKA Models

Local runner scoffs at hipster's fashion choice.

Beginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties
Beginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties

Local woman still nervous.