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May 19, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #11

May 19, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #11

Do you have what it takes?

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May 19, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Cheating
April 28, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #10

April 28, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #10

Are you willing to go the distance?

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April 28, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation
April 21, 2016

Should You Nap? Or Run?

April 21, 2016/ Mark Remy
Should You Nap? Or Run?

You'll never struggle with this decision again.

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April 21, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Sleep, Nap, Flow chart
April 19, 2016

Message Board Poetry: 'Running (Jogging) Data'

April 19, 2016/ Mark Remy
Message Board Poetry: 'Running (Jogging) Data'

A new occasional feature meant to put a little poetry in your lives.

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April 19, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Poetry, Message Board Poetry, Fitbit
April 06, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #9

April 06, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #9

It's important to know one's limitations.

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April 06, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Feet, Foot model
April 02, 2016

How to Annoy Marathoners AND Grammar Geeks All at Once

April 02, 2016/ Mark Remy
How to Annoy Marathoners AND Grammar Geeks All at Once

This race spectator's sign is the prefect thing.

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April 02, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Race spectators, Marathons, Signs, Grammar
March 23, 2016

5 Must-Read Tips for Beginning Runners, Plus Photos of Adorable Puppies

March 23, 2016/ Mark Remy
5 Must-Read Tips for Beginning Runners, Plus Photos of Adorable Puppies

Here's all you really need to know. Also, puppies.

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March 23, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Beginners
Beginners, Training, Basics, Getting started
March 20, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #8

March 20, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #8

Wherever you're going, English-to-metric conversion is there for you.

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March 20, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Beet juice
March 06, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #7

March 06, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #7

Never stop running. Until you're ready to stop.

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March 06, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Stop
February 17, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #6

February 17, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #6

Dogs—the dumbest, and happiest, runners of all.

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February 17, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Dogs, Motivation, Brain
February 07, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #5

February 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #5

Now that I run, I'm much less punchy than I used to be.

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February 07, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Quotes, Punch
January 28, 2016

5 Ways to Make Your Runs More Exciting

January 28, 2016/ Mark Remy
5 Ways to Make Your Runs More Exciting

Tired of being bored when you run? Try these tips.

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January 28, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Teen Vogue, Motivation, Excitement
January 20, 2016

Dumb Runner Poster #4

January 20, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #4

When things get courageous, you must be courageous.

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January 20, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Courage
January 14, 2016

8 Things This Runner Is Tired of Hearing

January 14, 2016/ Mark Remy
8 Things This Runner Is Tired of Hearing

A list that goes beyond "Running is bad for your knees."

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January 14, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Satire
January 10, 2016

SPONSORED: 5 Ways to Bust Out of a Rut

January 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
SPONSORED: 5 Ways to Bust Out of a Rut

Brought to you by Pratt & Whitney Commercial Jet Engines.

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January 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Satire, Ruts, Jet engines, Pratt & Whitney
December 30, 2015

(FREE!) 2016 Dumb Runner Calendar

December 30, 2015/ Mark Remy
(FREE!) 2016 Dumb Runner Calendar

I give up! The masses have spoken! Here is your tiny calendar.

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December 30, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
2016 calendar, free calendar, Posters
December 22, 2015

Dumb Runner Poster #3

December 22, 2015/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #3

Just putting it out there.

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December 22, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Hitler
December 06, 2015

Dumb Runner Poster #2

December 06, 2015/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #2

The only thing standing between you and your goals...

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December 06, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Goals
November 24, 2015

The Runner's Thanksgiving BINGO Card

November 24, 2015/ Mark Remy
The Runner's Thanksgiving BINGO Card

Heading to dinner this Thursday with your non-running relatives? Print our BINGO card and have some fun.

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November 24, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Thanksgiving, BINGO, Non-runners
November 15, 2015

Dumb Runner Poster #1

November 15, 2015/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #1

Remember: There's always someone watching.

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November 15, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Lions
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