Tracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
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High-end running lifestyle brand Tracksmith, seller of $260 tote bags and $50 coffee mugs, has expanded its offerings to include boutique sex toys aimed at “runners whose passion doesn’t end when the workout does,” starting with a set of $120 anal beads.
The beads, described as “handcrafted from responsibly sourced onyx,” are made by hand by New England artisans and come with a branded leather storage pouch. The product is the first in the brand’s new “P.M. collection”; Tracksmith has not commented on what other products it may add to the collection.
From the product’s official description:
Desire. It’s a word that runners understand intimately. The desire to move. To achieve one’s full potential. To gain self-knowledge. Desire fuels and motivates you. And that most human of drives doesn’t disappear when you’ve finished your run. That’s why we’ve partnered with our friends at Falmouth Bead Works to design these New England Anal Beads. Constructed by hand of all-natural materials—onyx, leather, and hand-forged steel—each strand is unique and will only get better over time. Dishwasher safe.
Reached for comment, a Tracksmith spokesperson breathed heavily into the phone.
