Folks, the holidays are barreling your way like a festive, speeding train of cheer and consumerism, and if you don’t hop aboard now you’ll be left behind, staring after the caboose like some sort of schmuck.

Chugga-chugga, choo choo!

Anyway, if you’re shopping for a runner this year—even if that runner is you—here are some gift ideas from yours truly, Mark “Dumb Runner” Remy. These gifts have two things going for them:

Each is guaranteed to be more fun than another pair of socks, with the possible exception of certain novelty socks, like the kind with profane messages on them.
When you purchase any of these items, you help to keep Dumb Runner going. Dumb Runner is independent and ad-free, so I rely entirely on pledges, donations, and merch sales like these for funding.

In other words, buying a gift from Dumb Runner is a win all around.

Happy shopping, and happy holidays.

Yours,
Mark

p.s. Prices below are for U.S. orders; click through for international prices. Also: I do not operate a store of my own, so the links to purchase these items will take you to other sites, including Threadless.com, Lulu.com, and Amazon.com. If you have questions, drop me a line!