March 12, 2017 Acme Unveils Sub-2:00 Marathon Shoe March 12, 2017/ Mark Remy A company known for anvils and giant magnets goes up against Nike and Adidas.Read More
February 28, 2017 A Runner's Guide to Running Socks for Runners February 28, 2017/ Mark Remy Socks are simple, right? Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.Read More
February 19, 2017 Man Walks Around Home Depot in Tights Like It's Perfectly Normal February 19, 2017/ Mark Remy "Just waltzed right in like he owned the place," an employee said.Read More
December 14, 2016 Mystery Woman Emerges From Pond on Nike Campus, Warns Against 2-Hour Marathon Quest December 14, 2016/ Mark Remy Wild-eyed doomsayer says 2-hour barrier must not be breached.Read More
November 28, 2016 New Product for Runners Serves No Apparent Purpose November 28, 2016/ Mark Remy The RunStrap is quickly becoming the season's hottest gift.Read More
November 14, 2016 Photo of Runner's Gear Includes Cheese Grater for Some Reason November 14, 2016/ Mark Remy "Do you use it while you're running?" asks one perplexed runner. Read More
September 11, 2016 Apple Recalls 15,000 Limited-Edition Trump Watches September 11, 2016/ Mark Remy Customers who expected motivation are getting insults instead.Read More
September 07, 2016 How to Buy Running Shoes September 07, 2016/ Mark Remy It can be a paralyzing experience. But it doesn't have to be.Read More
August 01, 2016 Stroll-a-Jog Recalls 150,000 Jogging Strollers August 01, 2016/ Mark Remy A manufacturer acts "out of an abundance of caution."Read More
July 11, 2016 Latest Experimental Innovation from Nike Basically Just Some Glitter July 11, 2016/ Mark Remy FleetFlakes can make you faster somehow, the company says.Read More
