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July 31, 2023

Seriously, Though: What's the Best Way to Run on Roads With Blind Curves?

July 31, 2023/ Mark Remy
Seriously, Though: What's the Best Way to Run on Roads With Blind Curves?

In short: There are risky ways, and even riskier ones.

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July 31, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Training
Ask Dumb Runner, Safety, Motorists, Blind curves
May 04, 2020

Should I Wear a Mask When I Run?

May 04, 2020/ Mark Remy
Should I Wear a Mask When I Run?

It’s a simple question with no simple answers. Here’s where I’ve landed.

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May 04, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Training, Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Face masks, Masks
May 03, 2019

What Should I Focus on When I Return to Running?

May 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
What Should I Focus on When I Return to Running?

Injuries suck, but sometimes they have a silver lining.

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May 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training
Ask Dumb Runner, Injury, Comebacks, Hope
April 20, 2019

My PE Class Is Killing Me—Help!

April 20, 2019/ Mark Remy
My PE Class Is Killing Me—Help!

First, know this: Virtually nobody has fond memories of PE class.

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April 20, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training
Ask Dumb Runner, High school, Physical education, Peer pressure
January 22, 2019

Do I Have to Wait for My Running Buddies Even When It’s Freezing?

January 22, 2019/ Mark Remy
Do I Have to Wait for My Running Buddies Even When It’s Freezing?

Short answer: Yes. And because you didn’t, here is your punishment…

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January 22, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training, Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, Porta potties, Pit stops, Waiting, Etiquette
January 03, 2018

I'm 7 Weeks From My Marathon and Sick—What Should I Do?

January 03, 2018/ Mark Remy
I'm 7 Weeks From My Marathon and Sick—What Should I Do?

Also: What does that old "below the neck" rule mean, anyway?

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January 03, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Training, Marathons
Ask Dumb Runner, Sick, Marathon training
August 29, 2017

I Can't Keep Up With My Teammates—What Should I Do?

August 29, 2017/ Mark Remy
I Can't Keep Up With My Teammates—What Should I Do?

Do the work and keep these five things in mind, and you will improve. I promise.

 

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August 29, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Training, Racing
Ask Dumb Runner, High school, Cross country, Speed
May 15, 2017

When Is It Time to Abandon My Race Plans?

May 15, 2017/ Mark Remy
When Is It Time to Abandon My Race Plans?

Sometimes you have to sacrifice this race for the next one.

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May 15, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Training
Ask Dumb Runner, Injury, Half-marathon
October 12, 2016

Is It OK For Me to Run In the Street?

October 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It OK For Me to Run In the Street?

The real question is: Are you safe running in the street? Short answer: It depends.

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October 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, Safety, Sidewalks
September 27, 2016

Why Are Running Shoes So Ugly?

September 27, 2016/ Mark Remy
Why Are Running Shoes So Ugly?

We can only speculate. Here are a few theories.

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September 27, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Gear
Running shoes, Ask Dumb Runner, Ugly
July 26, 2016

Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

"Hey, thanks for letting me run with you. Now excuse me while I plug my ears." 

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July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training, Gear
Ask Dumb Runner, Headphones, Running partners
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