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May 04, 2020

Should I Wear a Mask When I Run?

May 04, 2020/ Mark Remy
Should I Wear a Mask When I Run?

It’s a simple question with no simple answers. Here’s where I’ve landed.

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May 04, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Training, Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Face masks, Masks
January 22, 2019

Do I Have to Wait for My Running Buddies Even When It’s Freezing?

January 22, 2019/ Mark Remy
Do I Have to Wait for My Running Buddies Even When It’s Freezing?

Short answer: Yes. And because you didn’t, here is your punishment…

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January 22, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training, Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, Porta potties, Pit stops, Waiting, Etiquette
February 27, 2017

Can a Mexican Meal Give Me a Gas-Powered Boost?

February 27, 2017/ Mark Remy
Can a Mexican Meal Give Me a Gas-Powered Boost?

Possibly, yes—but is it really worth the risk?

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February 27, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette
Flatulence, Tacos, Mexican food, Nutrition, Fuego
November 16, 2016

How Do I Confront Someone About Using a Friend's Race Bib?

November 16, 2016/ Mark Remy
How Do I Confront Someone About Using a Friend's Race Bib?

Make your objections heard without coming across as what experts call an "asshole."

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November 16, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Marathons, Etiquette
New York City Marathon, Race bib
October 12, 2016

Is It OK For Me to Run In the Street?

October 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It OK For Me to Run In the Street?

The real question is: Are you safe running in the street? Short answer: It depends.

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October 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette
Ask Dumb Runner, Safety, Sidewalks
August 29, 2016

Why Do People Say 'Good Job' When They Pass Me in a Race?

August 29, 2016/ Mark Remy
Why Do People Say 'Good Job' When They Pass Me in a Race?

The phrase itself sounds nice, but in certain settings it can grate.

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August 29, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Racing
Praise, Good job, Passing
August 17, 2016

When a Cyclist Comes at Me, Which Way Do I Move?

August 17, 2016/ Mark Remy
When a Cyclist Comes at Me, Which Way Do I Move?

Seems like either way you go it's dicey, for you or the cyclist or both.

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August 17, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training
Cyclists, Safety, Etiquette
July 26, 2016

Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

"Hey, thanks for letting me run with you. Now excuse me while I plug my ears." 

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July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training, Gear
Ask Dumb Runner, Headphones, Running partners
July 20, 2016

What's the Best Way to Humiliate a Gym Rat Doing 'Cardio'?

July 20, 2016/ Mark Remy
What's the Best Way to Humiliate a Gym Rat Doing 'Cardio'?

It's tricky, but you could try enlisting the help of a friend.

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July 20, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training
Embarrassment, Humiliation, Passing, Gym rat
February 22, 2016

How Can I Deal With Clueless Owners of Off-Leash Dogs?

February 22, 2016/ Mark Remy
How Can I Deal With Clueless Owners of Off-Leash Dogs?

And how do I do it without starting a fight?

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February 22, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training
Dogs, Running with dogs, Psychology, Conflict resolution
January 24, 2016

Is It OK to Knock on Someone's Door If I Really Have to Use the Facilities?

January 24, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It OK to Knock on Someone's Door If I Really Have to Use the Facilities?

In a bathroom emergency, you have one of two choices...

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January 24, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training
Bathroom, Facilities, Jame Gumb
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