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January 01, 2017

Can Running in Cold Weather Freeze My Penis?

January 01, 2017/ Mark Remy
Can Running in Cold Weather Freeze My Penis?

And is scratchy wool underwear the answer?

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January 01, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Training, Gear
Penis, Wind briefs, Cold weather, Winter running, Popsicle
September 27, 2016

Why Are Running Shoes So Ugly?

September 27, 2016/ Mark Remy
Why Are Running Shoes So Ugly?

We can only speculate. Here are a few theories.

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September 27, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Running shoes, Ask Dumb Runner, Ugly
July 26, 2016

Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy
Is It Rude That My Running Buddy Wears Headphones?

"Hey, thanks for letting me run with you. Now excuse me while I plug my ears." 

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July 26, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Etiquette, Training, Gear
Ask Dumb Runner, Headphones, Running partners
February 14, 2016

Do Our Feet Change Size As We Age?

February 14, 2016/ Mark Remy
Do Our Feet Change Size As We Age?

Or, "The Mystery of the Suddenly Tight Running Shoes."

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February 14, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Running shoes, Fit, Brannock device, Feet
December 02, 2015

Do I Need a Fancy New Running Watch?

December 02, 2015/ Mark Remy
Do I Need a Fancy New Running Watch?

Short answer: No. Wanting a fancy-schmancy watch? That's another thing.

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December 02, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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GPS watch, Fancy-schmancy, Running watch
September 10, 2015

What's the Best Running Shoe For Me?

September 10, 2015/ Mark Remy
What's the Best Running Shoe For Me?

The best running shoe for you is the one that you (literally) feel is the best running shoe for you. Period.

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September 10, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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