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November 10, 2015

My Large Penis Makes Running a Real Challenge

November 10, 2015/ Mark Remy
My Large Penis Makes Running a Real Challenge

More often than not, a large penis acts more like an anchor, holding you back from running greatness.

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November 03, 2015

Welcome, Friends, to Dumb Runner

November 03, 2015/ Mark Remy
Welcome, Friends, to Dumb Runner

Dumb Runner is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie. If that describes you, you should feel right at home.

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November 02, 2015

The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

November 02, 2015/ Mark Remy
The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

How deep and abiding is the World's Largest Gummy Bear's love? So deep and abiding that it has inspired great poetry.

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