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Two local runners are hot in both the literal and figurative sense, Dumb Runner has learned, attracting the attention of passersby of every sexual persuasion.
The runners, identified as Vincent Hanna, 27, and Charlene Shiherlis, 25, were spotted during a four-mile run that included stretches along Main Street, a boardwalk, and a beach, in temperatures reaching the high 80s. Every step of the way, sources said, the two turned heads.
Witnesses described the shirtless Hanna, just under six feet tall and with a luxurious head of brown hair, as “a stud”; Shiherlis, another brunette, was wearing skin-tight shorts and a skimpy top over a body that those same sources called “smoking.”
Both were sweating profusely, with beads of perspiration rolling down their flawless bronzed skin.
“Scorching,” said one source, who asked to remain anonymous. “And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring not just to the weather but also to the magnitude of this duo’s sexual desirability.”
“My God,” said another, who recalled watching the two pause their run to stretch and cool off at a water fountain. “So hot.”
The couple could not be reached for comment, presumably because they were together in the shower, playfully soaping up each other’s perfect bodies.
