Sexy Runner Dressing as Even Sexier Runner for Halloween
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A local woman is dressing as a sexy runner for Halloween, Dumb Runner has learned—a decision that many characterized as “not a heavy lift” for her.
Franka Potente, 26, unveiled her costume over the weekend, sharing photos with friends via group text. In the photos, the avid runner is wearing her usual running gear but also thigh-high stockings, glistening lip gloss, and a black eye mask. A handmade bib number pinned low on her running skirt reads, simply, “69.”
That number is associated with an especially intimate sex position, sources said.
The costume came together very quickly, friends said, going from idea to execution in a matter of minutes. Some seemed to chafe at the apparent lack of effort.
“The thing about Franka is, she was plenty sexy to begin with,” said one close friend, who requested anonymity. “So this costume didn’t exactly take a ton of creativity.”
Another acquaintance agreed, but hastened to add that she wasn’t judging.
“I think Franka has a lot on her plate right now, so she didn’t have much bandwidth to devote to a Halloween outfit, you know?” they said. “I don’t blame her.”
Reached for comment via FaceTime, Potente slowly licked her lips.
