Local Woman Relieved to Learn Naked Run Through Neighborhood Was Just a Dream … OR WAS IT?
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A local woman woke this morning happy to realize that a nighttime jog she had taken through her neighborhood totally naked was just a dream, Dumb Runner has learned.
Or was it?
Janet Godiva, 33, awoke shortly after 8:00 a.m., sources said, feeling more tired than usual but relieved that the nude run in question—an easy 30-minute jaunt around her suburban subdivision—hadn’t actually happened.
Or had it?
Godiva, an avid runner, was surprised to wake up wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, the sources said, and to find her front door ajar—both things that might suggest her overnight jaunt wasn’t a dream at all, if such things actually happened in real life, which they don’t.
Or do they?
Reached for comment, Godiva described the whole thing as “amusing” and added that she had a similar experience about a year ago.
“That time, I had a super-vivid dream that I was taking a naked bike ride,” she said. “I woke up naked, just like this time, except for my bike helmet, and I had a greasy ‘chainring tattoo’ on my right calf.”
“Imagine me, riding my bike naked around the neighborhood!” she said. “Thank God it was just a dream.”
