Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #130
Dumb Runner Poster #130

Maybe an inner ear infection? We don’t know, we aren’t experts.

 
Running News from DumbRunner.com
Ask Dr. Dumb: What Runners Need to Know About Moose
Ask Dr. Dumb: What Runners Need to Know About Moose

“How to stop a charging moose” and other dumb tips from our in-house expert.

Race Director Holds Up Severed Head of Bandit as Warning to Others
Race Director Holds Up Severed Head of Bandit as Warning to Others

Frustration with unregistered runners reaches a boiling point.

Yet More Terrible Jokes for Runners
Yet More Terrible Jokes for Runners

We apologize in advance for these 12 awful gags.

NYC Marathon Announces 'Virtual Race Apparel'
NYC Marathon Announces 'Virtual Race Apparel'

Digital downloads aimed at “virtual marathon” participants.

Featured
Woman Spends Entire Tempo Run Imagining Treadmill Belt Is Chuck Grassley's Face
Woman Spends Entire Tempo Run Imagining Treadmill Belt Is Chuck Grassley's Face

GOP Senator provides motivation at local gym.

'I Keep Volume at Safe Level,' Says Guy Who Routinely Jumps in Fright When Other Runners Pass Him
'I Keep Volume at Safe Level,' Says Guy Who Routinely Jumps in Fright When Other Runners Pass Him

A local runner is unaware of his lack of awareness.

The Total Moron's Guide to Becoming a Runner
The Total Moron's Guide to Becoming a Runner

Don't know where to start? We’re here to help.

Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Earlier Than Expected
Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Earlier Than Expected

Anxiety and self-doubt materialize nine weeks before marathon weekend.