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'That's Why I Carry,' Gun-Loving Runner Replies to Increasing Number of Stories

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

'That's Why I Carry,' Gun-Loving Runner Replies to Increasing Number of Stories

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

Jun 27, 2017 Satire, News Guns, Carry, Scary Mark Remy

Poor Bastard Has No Idea He's Running All Wrong

Jun 25, 2017 Satire, News Wrong Mark Remy

Jun 25, 2017 Satire, News Wrong Mark Remy

Poor Bastard Has No Idea He's Running All Wrong

Jun 25, 2017 Satire, News Wrong Mark Remy

Jun 25, 2017 Satire, News Wrong Mark Remy

Jun 25, 2017 Satire, News Wrong Mark Remy

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7 Essential Tips for Running the Western States 100

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

7 Essential Tips for Running the Western States 100

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

Jun 20, 2017 Satire, News Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras Mark Remy

Lawyer for Family of Slain Raccoon Disputes Runner's Claim of Self-Defense

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

Lawyer for Family of Slain Raccoon Disputes Runner's Claim of Self-Defense

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

Jun 16, 2017 Satire, News Lawyer, Raccoon, Maine, Puddle Mark Remy

'He's Friendly,' Owner Assures Runner as Off-Leash Dog Pierces Carotid Artery

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

'He's Friendly,' Owner Assures Runner as Off-Leash Dog Pierces Carotid Artery

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

Jun 13, 2017 Satire, News Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety Mark Remy

Man Wishes He Had Time to Run

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

Man Wishes He Had Time to Run

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

May 31, 2017 Satire, News, Motivation Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer Mark Remy

'How Far Was That?' Asks Purist Who Never Runs With a Watch

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

'How Far Was That?' Asks Purist Who Never Runs With a Watch

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

May 30, 2017 Satire, News GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs Mark Remy

2:06 Marathoner Suddenly Realizes How Fast He Is

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

2:06 Marathoner Suddenly Realizes How Fast He Is

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

May 21, 2017 Satire, News Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR Mark Remy

Thank You to Our Supporters, Old and New!

May 21, 2017 News, Real Gratitude, Support Dumb Runner, Pledge drive, Patreon Mark Remy

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Thank You to Our Supporters, Old and New!

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Friends, Please Watch This Awkward 4-Minute Video

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Friends, Please Watch This Awkward 4-Minute Video

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Jun 18, 2017 Real, Satire, Training, Racing Training plans, Marathon training, Cube, Free training plans Mark Remy

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9 Tips for Running a Marathon If You're a Stormtrooper

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

9 Tips for Running a Marathon If You're a Stormtrooper

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

Mar 19, 2017 Racing Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper Mark Remy

Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

Feb 8, 2017 Satire, Racing Marathon training, Racing, Mistakes Mark Remy

Feb 8, 2017 Satire, Racing Marathon training, Racing, Mistakes Mark Remy

Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

Feb 8, 2017 Satire, Racing Marathon training, Racing, Mistakes Mark Remy

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Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

Jan 23, 2017 Satire, Injury prevention, Training Research, Knees, Anecdotes., Data Mark Remy Comment

Jan 23, 2017 Satire, Injury prevention, Training Research, Knees, Anecdotes., Data Mark Remy Comment

Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

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World's Elderly Celebrate Global 'Running-Will-Ruin-Your-Knees' Day

Jun 6, 2017 Satire, Motivation Global Running Day, Knees, Elderly relatives Mark Remy

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World's Elderly Celebrate Global 'Running-Will-Ruin-Your-Knees' Day

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