BREAKING: Guy With $600 Watch Still Manages to Be 10 Minutes Late for Everything

BREAKING: Guy With $600 Watch Still Manages to Be 10 Minutes Late for Everything

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OPINION: Stop Shaming Newbies Who Don't Know What ‘5’ Means, or How Numerals Work in General
OPINION: Stop Shaming Newbies Who Don't Know What ‘5’ Means, or How Numerals Work in General

Do better, gatekeepers.

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Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins
‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins

Visually identical version of Earth Goggins quotes Monty Python, cracks self up.

Dumb Runner Poster #253
Dumb Runner Poster #253

No one is going to do it for you.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Woman Has Missed Only 12 Days So Far in Her 2025 Running Streak
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Woman Has Missed Only 12 Days So Far in Her 2025 Running Streak

“It’s about making a commitment and more or less sticking to it.”

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Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out
Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life.

Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip
Treadmill Prompts User to Add Tip

Local runner taken aback.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #124: 'Heaven'

Reunited, and it feels so good.