BREAKING: Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade

BREAKING: Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade

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Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?
Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?

If you care about justice, yes.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #139: 'HR'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #139: 'HR'

Don’t freak out!

Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name
Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name

Words of caution give Susan the creeps.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #138: 'Scent'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #138: 'Scent'

Smells toxic. But in a good way!

Gnat Begins Journey Through Local Runner’s GI Tract
Gnat Begins Journey Through Local Runner’s GI Tract

Flying insect begins trip in mouth.

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He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

Dumb Runner Poster #256
Dumb Runner Poster #256

Be like a Weeble.

Dumb Runner Poster #255
Dumb Runner Poster #255

That’s how you get resulds.

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