BREAKING: Little Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition

BREAKING: Little Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition

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Headphone-Wearing Runner’s Off-Leash Dog Also Wearing Headphones
Headphone-Wearing Runner’s Off-Leash Dog Also Wearing Headphones

Both creatures unaware of surroundings.

Nutrition News
National Association of Dude-Bro Dietitians Recommends That Everyone Check Out These Melons
National Association of Dude-Bro Dietitians Recommends That Everyone Check Out These Melons

Round, firm fruit declared “nice.”

New Regulations Require Graphic Warning Labels on Energy Gels
New Regulations Require Graphic Warning Labels on Energy Gels

“Fair enough,” say sports nutrition brands.

Local Woman Motivates Self by Holding Delicious Snack Inches From Mouth for Entire Run
Local Woman Motivates Self by Holding Delicious Snack Inches From Mouth for Entire Run

Tantalizing treat remains just out of reach, regardless of pace.

Report: If Local Runner’s Date Doesn’t Show Up Soon, He’s Going to Start Carb-Loading Without Him
Report: If Local Runner’s Date Doesn’t Show Up Soon, He’s Going to Start Carb-Loading Without Him

Tardiness threatens to put man's fueling plan at risk.

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INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon

Tiny infectious agent is stronger than it looks.

Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins
‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins

Visually identical version of Earth Goggins quotes Monty Python, cracks self up.

Dumb Runner Poster #253
Dumb Runner Poster #253

No one is going to do it for you.