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This supersoft baseball tee features our original logo from 1970 (not really) and is available in 7 cool colors combinations. BUY IT NOW

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Because we love bread, bagels, and pasta, and we bet you do too. Available in 7 cool colors combinations. BUY IT NOW

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This supersoft tee features our original logo from 1970 (not really) and is available in 7 cool colors. BUY IT NOW

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From the insanely popular book C is for Chafing, by the insanely popular Mark Remy! BUY IT NOW

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Do you have what it takes to join the ranks of the Dumb Runner Track Club? (HINT: If you have a working credit card, you have what it takes.) BUY IT NOW

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Fun fact: Wearing apparel with this design makes you qualified to dispense running advice to ANYBODY. Also to be quoted in articles as an expert. BUY IT NOW

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From the insanely popular book C is for Chafing, by the insanely popular Mark Remy! BUY IT NOW

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Straight from our logo to your chest, it's Mark Remy—the dumb runner who started it all. BUY IT NOW

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