BREAKING: Headphone-Wearing Runner’s Off-Leash Dog Also Wearing Headphones

BREAKING: Headphone-Wearing Runner’s Off-Leash Dog Also Wearing Headphones

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #132: 'Footprints'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #132: 'Footprints'

Hey, He’s only human. Or was. Depending on whom you ask.

Training News
Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle
Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle

TV enthusiast winds up back where he started.

In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls
In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls

Company’s motives and plans remain unclear.

Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh
Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh

Local man keeps effort at a sort-of-trying-but-not-too-hard level.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #125: 'Coaching'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #125: 'Coaching'

Fartlek leads to anger…

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Dumb Runner Poster #255
Dumb Runner Poster #255

That’s how you get resulds.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon

Tiny infectious agent is stronger than it looks.

Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins
‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins

Visually identical version of Earth Goggins quotes Monty Python, cracks self up.