BREAKING: Local Runner Works Story of Shitting Self in Marathon Into Yet Another Conversation

BREAKING: Local Runner Works Story of Shitting Self in Marathon Into Yet Another Conversation

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #135: 'PR'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #135: 'PR'

May its memory be a blessing.

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Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner
Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner

Man smashes his 5K PR three times in one week.

Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart
Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart

Versatile attire is at home anywhere.

Hat Expensive
Hat Expensive

Why?

Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes
Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes

“Probably made in the same factory,” man tells self.

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Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center
Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center

Swipe of key card reveals an embarrassment of riches.

Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle
Local Man Brings 'Couch to 5K' Program Full Circle

TV enthusiast winds up back where he started.

In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls
In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls

Company’s motives and plans remain unclear.

Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh
Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh

Local man keeps effort at a sort-of-trying-but-not-too-hard level.