BREAKING: Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant

BREAKING: Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes'

They’re great for walking away from weird conversations.

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'Star Wars'-Loving Runner Relies on The Force to Detect Threats, Obstacles
'Star Wars'-Loving Runner Relies on The Force to Detect Threats, Obstacles

With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing.

Report: Some Guy Out There Running in Shorts, in This Weather
Report: Some Guy Out There Running in Shorts, in This Weather

Man’s legs must be freezing, woman announces.

Runner Staring at Phone Collides With Walker Staring at Phone
Runner Staring at Phone Collides With Walker Staring at Phone

Phones fall to ground but are unharmed.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #122: 'Forecast'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #122: 'Forecast'

Go ahead. Ask him about the dew point.

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Dumb Runner Poster #253
Dumb Runner Poster #253

No one is going to do it for you.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Woman Has Missed Only 12 Days So Far in Her 2025 Running Streak
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Woman Has Missed Only 12 Days So Far in Her 2025 Running Streak

“It’s about making a commitment and more or less sticking to it.”

INSPIRATION ALERT! Five Years Ago, She Was an Overweight Couch Potato; Today She’s an Elite Ethiopian Marathoner
INSPIRATION ALERT! Five Years Ago, She Was an Overweight Couch Potato; Today She’s an Elite Ethiopian Marathoner

“Old friends don’t even recognize me,” says local woman.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Influencer Asked 20 Women Why They Run, Even Though She Doesn't Really Care
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Influencer Asked 20 Women Why They Run, Even Though She Doesn't Really Care

Local woman feigns interest for two full hours.