BREAKING: Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes

BREAKING: Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

Gear News
For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart
For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart

Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say.

Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck
Local Runner Alarmed to Find AirPods Spreading to Face, Neck

Phone doesn’t recognize new devices.

Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner
Shoes With Wheels a Game Changer for Local Runner

Man smashes his 5K PR three times in one week.

Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart
Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart

Versatile attire is at home anywhere.

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Hot Runners Hot
Hot Runners Hot

Young couple dripping with sweat, and with sensuality.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #136: 'Harmonica'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #136: 'Harmonica'

[HARMONICA NOISE]

EMTs Unable to Revive Collapsed Runner’s Interest in Marathons
EMTs Unable to Revive Collapsed Runner’s Interest in Marathons

Local man’s motivation is pronounced dead on the scene.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Is Organizing a Marathon ‘Not That Much of a Challenge’?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Is Organizing a Marathon ‘Not That Much of a Challenge’?

Some guy in Scotland says so. And he should know—he’s some guy in Scotland!