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November 02, 2022

In Time-Saving Move, Nation’s Race Directors Pledge to Send Cheap Shirts and Medals Directly to Landfills

November 02, 2022/ Mark Remy
In Time-Saving Move, Nation’s Race Directors Pledge to Send Cheap Shirts and Medals Directly to Landfills

Event organizers say change will “cut out the middleman.”

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November 02, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Swag, Shirts, Medals, Landfills, Rampant consumerism
June 27, 2022

Western States Finisher Starting to Think No One Will Ever Ask About His Belt Buckle

June 27, 2022/ Mark Remy
Western States Finisher Starting to Think No One Will Ever Ask About His Belt Buckle

Local runner wonders whether it was all worth it.

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June 27, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Western States, Belt buckles, Medals
May 25, 2022

Kipchoge Narrows Medal Rack Choices Down to Two

May 25, 2022/ Mark Remy
Kipchoge Narrows Medal Rack Choices Down to Two

Marathon champ struggles to decide.

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May 25, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Eliud Kipchoge, Marat, Medals, Etsy, Hard decisions
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