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February 28, 2022

Doctors Said He’d Never Run Again; 20 Years Later, Turns Out They Were Right

February 28, 2022/ Mark Remy
Doctors Said He’d Never Run Again; 20 Years Later, Turns Out They Were Right

“I’ve got to hand it to them,” says local man. “They were spot on.”

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February 28, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Motivation, Injury, Old Age, Doctors
December 16, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #223

December 16, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #223

Also, you might soil yourself.

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December 16, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Marathons, Tortured metaphors
November 11, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #222

November 11, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #222

Take as much time as you need.

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November 11, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Muscles, Thinking, Pointing
August 27, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #221

August 27, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #221

Grab ‘em!

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August 27, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
Motivation, posters, Fish
August 13, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #220

August 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #220

Never too early, either, I suppose.

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August 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Motivation, posters, Blame, Timing
June 18, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #219

June 18, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #219

Sooner or later, it will wind up in your mouth.

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June 18, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Birds, Pecking
April 23, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #218

April 23, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #218

Own it!

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April 23, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
posters, Motivation, Weird
March 26, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #217

March 26, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #217

Don’t forget to take along a photographer!

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March 26, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Achievement, Standing, Mountains
March 17, 2021

‘Running Is My Jaw Session With a Head Shrinker,’ Says Hardboiled Detective

March 17, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘Running Is My Jaw Session With a Head Shrinker,’ Says Hardboiled Detective

Gruff gumshoe credits weekly miles with keeping him out of the booby-hatch.

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March 17, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Noir, Hardboiled detective, Mental health, Clarity, Stress, Psychology
March 12, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #216

March 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #216

Little help?

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March 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Why, Good questions
February 25, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #215

February 25, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #215

When you’re a runner, you play the cards you’re dealt.

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February 25, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Marathons
February 05, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #214

February 05, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #214

Honestly, who still makes actual phone calls?

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February 05, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Mountains, Text, Nature
January 14, 2021

Dumb Runner Poster #213

January 14, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #213

Is it worth it?

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January 14, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Gary, Cutting corners, Ostracization
December 10, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #212

December 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #212

I mean, no guarantees.

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December 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Satire
Posters, Motivation, Slow, Probability, Relativity
November 30, 2020

Study Finds Best Way to Reach Fitness Goals Is to Stop Being Such a Damn Wuss

November 30, 2020/ Mark Remy
Study Finds Best Way to Reach Fitness Goals Is to Stop Being Such a Damn Wuss

Researchers hail findings as a “breakthrough” in sports psychology.

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November 30, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Goals, Motivation, Research, Science, Study
November 27, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #211

November 27, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #211

Pledge to do so!

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November 27, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Lifestyle
November 12, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #210

November 12, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #210

But not others. I cannot stress that enough.

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November 12, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Capability, Limits, Reality
October 30, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #209

October 30, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #209

Don’t look back.

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October 30, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Head start, Chase
October 17, 2020

The Dumb Runner 2021 Wall Calendar Is Now Available!

October 17, 2020/ Mark Remy
The Dumb Runner 2021 Wall Calendar Is Now Available!

If you like Dumb Runner’s motivational posters, you’ll love this calendar.

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October 17, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, Real
Motivation, Gifts, 2021 Calendar
October 16, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #208

October 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #208

I mean, seriously.

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October 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Goals, Reason
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