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May 26, 2026

TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right

May 26, 2026/ Mark Remy
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

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