July 26, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #118

July 26, 2018/ Mark Remy

It’s how people know you’re serious.

July 19, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #117

July 19, 2018/ Mark Remy

Then imagine him shouting it at you.

July 12, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #116

July 12, 2018/ Mark Remy

What are you waiting for?

July 05, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #115

July 05, 2018/ Mark Remy

Or a few kilometers, depending on where you live.

June 27, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #114

June 27, 2018/ Mark Remy

And yes, that is a blanket statement.

June 21, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #113

June 21, 2018/ Mark Remy

Sorry for snapping. We’re just tired of everyone coming to us for answers.

June 14, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #112

June 14, 2018/ Mark Remy

Remember that the next time you’re scared, or frightened.

June 07, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #111

June 07, 2018/ Mark Remy

Be careful, though, OK?

May 31, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #110

May 31, 2018/ Mark Remy

Please. Let’s get real.

May 24, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #109

May 24, 2018/ Mark Remy

You’re not, though. Just to be clear.

May 17, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #108

May 17, 2018/ Mark Remy

And how cool is that?

May 10, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #107

May 10, 2018/ Mark Remy

If you’re also meek, you’ve really got it made.

May 03, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #106

May 03, 2018/ Mark Remy

Sometimes the best solution is the most obvious.

April 26, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #105

April 26, 2018/ Mark Remy

Webster defines baffling as “extremely confusing or difficult to understand.”

April 19, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #104

April 19, 2018/ Mark Remy

Oh, you do? Very well. Carry on.

April 12, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #103

April 12, 2018/ Mark Remy

Never forget that.

April 05, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #102

April 05, 2018/ Mark Remy

Do something!

March 29, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #101

March 29, 2018/ Mark Remy

Crank it up.

March 22, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #100

March 22, 2018/ Mark Remy

But watch out for people trying to go faster than you!

March 15, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #99

March 15, 2018/ Mark Remy

Rest is training, too.

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DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.

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