Dear readers, I love you. I hope you know that by now.

This love manifests itself in any number of ways, from the inside jokes that I hide in my work, like little love notes tucked away in a lunch sack, to the awkward hugs I give whenever I meet one of you in real life.

It also manifests itself in my willingness to assemble this yearly Free Tiny Calendar, even though doing so is a tremendous pain in the ass. I do it because I care. About you. Dear readers.

And so here is your free, tiny, calendar for 2017.

The instructions, as always, are simple:

Print this page, preferably on a color printer. (Note: Each "month" is a separate image, so you may also print each one individually. Simply right-click each image to open it in a new tab or window.)
Carefully cut out each of the 12 months.
Staple your pages together at the top, or simply jab a thumbtack through 'em, to display your calendar.
Sit and admire your free tiny calendar, marveling at what a terrific person I am.

Happy New Year, everyone. Here's to a joyous and healthy 2017.

Yours,
Mark

p.s. For more motivation—including the "posters" used below—see our NEW Motivational Posters page!