Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
An if you discover flaws in your strategies, reassess them. Read More
And if they complain, hit ’em again. Actually, hit ’em again either way. Pow! Read More
Then eat the pancakes. After that, do whatever it is you need to do! Read More
Don’t like it? Then stop being a weakling! Read More
Actually, forget dreaming. We never should have brought it up. Read More
Hurry—before someone else succeeds in breaking it! Read More
Chilling tales of terror guaranteed to get your heart rate up. Read More
Banish melancholy vigor—with disgust! Read More
Or as injured as you might be next month. You just never know! Read More
Maybe check under the couch. Or on it. Read More
Especially the hairy ones. Read More
Satisfying, too. Read More
You can handle that, right? Read More
In other words: All in your head. Read More
Remember? When it took you, like, a month to get back to normal? Read More
And acquiring it takes great willpower. Read More
Never mind how it got there. It’s yours now. Read More
It’s not vandalism if it’s your own metaphorical property. Read More
There are no constraints, except the legal kind. Read More
