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March 19, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #200

March 19, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #200

Especially if you don’t.

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March 19, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Belief
March 12, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #199

March 12, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #199

It’s a formality, really.

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March 12, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Pain, PhD, Academia, Thesis
March 05, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #198

March 05, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #198

Wake up!

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March 05, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Dreams, Winning
February 27, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #197

February 27, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #197

Take a hike, poor attitude!

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February 27, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Attitude, Motivation, posters, Nature, Mindset
February 20, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #196

February 20, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #196

You gonna sit there and take that from nature?

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February 20, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Nature, Sucking
February 14, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #195

February 14, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #195

Because when you get that wrong, I’m the one who hurts.

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February 14, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Grammar, Spelling, Pedantic, Pain
February 06, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #194

February 06, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #194

Sort of!

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February 06, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Age, Limits
January 30, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #193

January 30, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #193

If you can’t, add that to your list of failures and try harder.

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January 30, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, failure, Sea turtles, Ocean
January 23, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #192

January 23, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #192

Don’t have a desk? Get one. Your future self will like that, too.

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January 23, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
posters, Motivation, Twix, Fun, Desks
January 16, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #191

January 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #191

And by “various,” we mean “two.”

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January 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Fruit, Shirtless
January 09, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #190

January 09, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #190

I mean, open your eyes.

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January 09, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Belief, Hoaxes, Moon, Limits
January 02, 2020

Dumb Runner Poster #189

January 02, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #189

Boom.

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January 02, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Negative people, Negativity, Circling back, Clarification
December 19, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #188

December 19, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #188

If you can dream it, you can do it.

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December 19, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Attractive, Social constructs, Smile, Looks
December 12, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #187

December 12, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #187

An if you discover flaws in your strategies, reassess them.

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December 12, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, posters, Strategies, Impediments, Barriers, Staring
December 05, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #186

December 05, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #186

And if they complain, hit ’em again. Actually, hit ’em again either way. Pow!

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December 05, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Obstacles, Boxing, Hit, Punch, Assault and battery
November 21, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #185

November 21, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #185

Then eat the pancakes. After that, do whatever it is you need to do!

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November 21, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Motivation, Posters, Pancakes, Excuses, Syrup
November 14, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #184

November 14, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #184

Don’t like it? Then stop being a weakling!

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November 14, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Pain, weakness, Puny weaklings, posters, Motivation
November 07, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #183

November 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #183

Actually, forget dreaming. We never should have brought it up.

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November 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Posters, Motivation, Dreams, REM
October 31, 2019

Dumb Runner Poster #182

October 31, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Poster #182

Hurry—before someone else succeeds in breaking it!

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October 31, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Motivation
Success, Breaking things, Flimsy plastic, Stock photos
October 28, 2019

7 Horror Stories for Runners

October 28, 2019/ Mark Remy
7 Horror Stories for Runners

Chilling tales of terror guaranteed to get your heart rate up.

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October 28, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, Motivation
Halloween, Horror, Scary
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