Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Banish melancholy vigor—with disgust! Read More
Or as injured as you might be next month. You just never know! Read More
Maybe check under the couch. Or on it. Read More
Especially the hairy ones. Read More
Satisfying, too. Read More
You can handle that, right? Read More
In other words: All in your head. Read More
Remember? When it took you, like, a month to get back to normal? Read More
And acquiring it takes great willpower. Read More
Never mind how it got there. It’s yours now. Read More
It’s not vandalism if it’s your own metaphorical property. Read More
There are no constraints, except the legal kind. Read More
And if they protest, give them the same advice. Read More
This little guy has had enough of your dithering. Read More
I mean, who cares, right? Read More
Either one, however, beats a droll slogan. Read More
Lesson: If you find yourself going through hail, keep moving. Read More
MAYBE IF I COME CLOSER? Read More
Also, know that others are judging you too. Read More
