2:56 Is Local Man’s Marathon PR, Local Man Announces at 2:56

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A local runner told his coworkers yesterday afternoon that his best ever time in the marathon was 2 hours 56 minutes, Dumb Runner has learned—an announcement he made at 2:56 p.m.

“Hey, that’s my marathon PR!” said Hans Wilsdorf, looking at his watch. “Two fifty-six.”

Wilsdorf, 29, ran his PR, actually 2:56:20, at the 2022 Berlin Marathon, averaging 6 minutes 44 seconds per mile, facts that none of his coworkers asked about.

“Yep,” he added. “Two fifty-six.”

At 2:57, sources said, Wilsdorf sat at his desk and got back to work.