Shorts: Friday, November 27, 2015

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Hello, and welcome to Friday. Here's the Thanksgiving Hangover edition of your Dumb Runner weekend briefing. (That's a polite way of saying today's Shorts are, uh... short.)

"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

• Thanksgiving just happened. But you knew that. Let's see, what else...?
• A Pennsylvania teen "accidentally" ran last weekend's Philly Marathon. Whoops.
• An Oklahoma woman is marketing a sports bra with a built-in knife sheath, called the Booby Trap Bra. Really.
• Looking for some Black Friday bargains? Neither are we. But if you know someone who is, the Dumb Runner Store has an unbelievable deal on this funny pint glass, and over at Lulu.com today only you can save 40% on The Dumb Runner Training Journal. Use code SUPERGIVER.

And finally...

Here are some shoes made of pineapple leather.

Via crane.tv/pinatex

See you next week.

Run Dumb,
Mark