BREAKING: Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners

BREAKING: Sex the Night Before a Marathon Is Fine, Says National Association of Horny Marathoners

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Dumb Runner Poster #245
Dumb Runner Poster #245

And with a dictionary, if need be.

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'Oh, I Used to Run Marathons,' Says Smirking Woman Who Refuses to Elaborate
'Oh, I Used to Run Marathons,' Says Smirking Woman Who Refuses to Elaborate

Cryptic remarks hang in the air, like so much cigarette smoke.

‘Totally Jacked’ Kipchoge Reveals New Self on Cover of Runner's World
‘Totally Jacked’ Kipchoge Reveals New Self on Cover of Runner's World

Marathon legend is clearly happy with chiseled physique.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #104: 'Rest'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #104: 'Rest'

Every little bit helps.

‘My Only Goal Is to Finish,’ Says First-Time Marathoner Who Has Spent His Whole Life Playing It Safe, So Why Should This Be Any Different?
‘My Only Goal Is to Finish,’ Says First-Time Marathoner Who Has Spent His Whole Life Playing It Safe, So Why Should This Be Any Different?

Local runner has long history of avoiding risk.

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In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors
In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

“We recall these products… fondly!” says federal agency.

American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked
American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked

Drunken wager pays off for trade group.

‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again
‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again

“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife.

Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter
Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter

Man loads up before temperatures drop.