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Deal with it, cupcake. Read More
If this doesn’t motivate you, well, we don’t know what to tell you. Read More
“If this lumbering halfwit can do it,” says local man, “any lumbering halfwit can.” Read More
Put undesirable outcomes out of your head! Read More
It’s how people know you’re serious. Read More
Then imagine him shouting it at you. Read More
What are you waiting for? Read More
Or a few kilometers, depending on where you live. Read More
And yes, that is a blanket statement. Read More
Sorry for snapping. We’re just tired of everyone coming to us for answers. Read More
Remember that the next time you’re scared, or frightened. Read More
Be careful, though, OK? Read More
Please. Let’s get real. Read More
You’re not, though. Just to be clear. Read More
And how cool is that? Read More
If you’re also meek, you’ve really got it made. Read More
Sometimes the best solution is the most obvious. Read More
Webster defines baffling as “extremely confusing or difficult to understand.” Read More
Oh, you do? Very well. Carry on. Read More
