December 06, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #136

December 06, 2018/ Mark Remy

You may feel a slight stabbing sensation.

November 29, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #135

November 29, 2018/ Mark Remy

Do I make myself clear?

November 15, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #134

November 15, 2018/ Mark Remy

Or down, we suppose.

November 08, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #133

November 08, 2018/ Mark Remy

Or, you know, whatever.

November 01, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #132

November 01, 2018/ Mark Remy

That doesn’t mean you should stop trying.

October 25, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #131

October 25, 2018/ Mark Remy

Usually that’s right around the time things begin to hurt.

October 11, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #129

October 11, 2018/ Mark Remy

Just a suggestion.

October 04, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #128

October 04, 2018/ Mark Remy

She believes in you. Always. Even when you’re fast asleep.

September 27, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #127

September 27, 2018/ Mark Remy

By the time you work out the math, you’ll be finished.

September 20, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #126

September 20, 2018/ Mark Remy

Just FYI.

September 13, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #125

September 13, 2018/ Mark Remy

You’ve got to have faith.

September 06, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #124

September 06, 2018/ Mark Remy

You can do it!

August 30, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #123

August 30, 2018/ Mark Remy

Anyway, might as well go for a run.

August 23, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #122

August 23, 2018/ Mark Remy

Deal with it, cupcake.

August 16, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #121

August 16, 2018/ Mark Remy

If this doesn’t motivate you, well, we don’t know what to tell you.

August 14, 2018

Marathon Running Dullard Hopes to Inspire Other Dullards

August 14, 2018/ Mark Remy

“If this lumbering halfwit can do it,” says local man, “any lumbering halfwit can.”

August 09, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #120

August 09, 2018/ Mark Remy

Put undesirable outcomes out of your head!

August 02, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #119

August 02, 2018/ Mark Remy

Stupid shoes!

July 26, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #118

July 26, 2018/ Mark Remy

It’s how people know you’re serious.

July 19, 2018

Dumb Runner Poster #117

July 19, 2018/ Mark Remy

Then imagine him shouting it at you.

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